Dear Flower Bead 327,

Animal shelters across the country are filled with purebreds, and every year 6 million healthy, adoptable dogs are euthanized simply because there aren't enough homes for them all. But I really want to breed my lab, she’s just so special.
My vet says I'm crazy and my mom says I'm a moron.Who's right?

Barking Up the Wrong Tree

Dear Barking,

The fire hot. Glass melt.
Hot glass Bonnie spin! Hot torch.
For to make bead. Flame hot Bonnie melt. Glass spin red hot!
The hot glass melt.

Dear Flower Bead 327,

Why didn’t Al Gore’s film The Inconvenient Truth mention the fact that the meat industry creates far more green house gases than the automobile industry?
Being vegan is the most convenient way to save the world, as well as your health!

Why don’t more people know this?

Curly Light Bulb

Dear Curly,

Colors! All! Many blue many green!
Red many orange.
Yellow beads!
Many purple beads! Pink colors.
Beads all colors! Happy beads.
Many happy color.

Dear Flower Bead 327,

The Montana Spay Neuter Task Force has the most beautiful license plate I have ever seen, featuring art work by Livingston artist Juliann Jones.

How can I get one of those plates for my car?

Hot Roddin

Dear Hot Rod,

Beads for to wear. For to put on.
Earrings, bracelet!
For neck to wear.
For wear the lady, present, gift.
Man beads. For man can wear.
Bead jewelry!
Glass beads for you to wear!

Dear Flower Bead 327,

Years ago, you printed a delicious recipe for Mai’s Vegan Pad Thai. I’ve lost my copy - would you please reprint it?

Hungry Man

Dear Hungry,

Beads for to Mother.
Beads for to friend.
Present!
Gift Occasion!
Birthday, Holiday!
For to make birthday, for to make special.
For nice person for to give.