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by Bonnifide Designs Flower Bead #327

 

Dear Flower Bead 327,

Animal shelters across the country are filled with purebreds, and every year 6 million healthy, adoptable dogs are euthanized simply because there aren't enough homes for them all. But I really want to breed my lab, she’s just so special.
My vet says I'm crazy and my mom says I'm a moron.Who's right?

Barking Up the Wrong Tree

 

   

Dear Barking,

The fire hot. Glass melt.
Hot glass Bonnie spin! Hot torch.
For to make bead. Flame hot Bonnie melt. Glass spin red hot!
The hot glass melt.

 

 

Dear Flower Bead 327,

The meat industry is the most ecologically destructive industry on earth and creates more greenhouse gases than ALL forms of transportation combined.

Why didn’t Al Gore mention that in his movie?

Being vegan is the most convenient way reduce our impact on the planet and improve our health!

Why don’t more people know this?

Curly Light Bulb

 

 
For to be glass!

Dear Curly,

Colors! All! Many blue many green!
Red many orange.
Yellow beads!
Many purple beads! Pink colors.
Beads all colors! Happy beads.
Many happy color.

 
   
For to make open!

Dear Flower Bead 327,

The Montana Spay Neuter Task Force has the most beautiful license plate I have ever seen, featuring art work by Livingston artist Juliann Jones.

How can I get one of those plates for my car?

Hot Roddin

 

 

   

Dear Hot Rod,

Beads for to wear. For to put on.
Earrings, bracelet!
For neck to wear.
For wear the lady, present, gift.
Man beads. For man can wear.
Bead jewelry!
Glass beads for you to wear!

 

 

   
For to be shiny!

Dear Flower Bead 327,


Years ago, you printed a delicious recipe for Mai’s Vegan Pad Thai. I’ve lost my copy - would you please reprint it?

Hungry Man

 

   

Dear Hungry,

Beads for to Mother.
Beads for to friend.
Present!
Gift Occasion!
Birthday, Holiday!
For to make birthday, for to make special.
For nice person for to give.

 
   
For to make pretty!
     
Bead #327 is a syndicated advice
columnist whose weekly column,
ASK A BEAD, appears in more
than 250 newspapers nationwide.
 
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